For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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