how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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