she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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