Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
