the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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