Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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