Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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