Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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