You smell like stripper and shame
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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