im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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