Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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