You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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