found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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