is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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