Already got asked if we're dating
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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