try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
