do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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