Kareoke will never be a sober sport
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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