I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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