Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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