Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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