Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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