She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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