He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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