Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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