i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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