its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you made out with another girl for some wings
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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