He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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