is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
17 year olds will be the death of me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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