omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You work out of a Hotel?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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