gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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