real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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