I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize