ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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