did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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