Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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