Don't you send me to vm
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
