if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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