idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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