woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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