Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
50% drunk capacity currently
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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