is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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