I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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