I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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