I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Randomize
