True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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