If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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