oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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