Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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