he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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