it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
