Porn is love you can see.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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