yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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