Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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