Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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