Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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