He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
